Mrs. Riewer

tylerriewer: I took this photo with my phone and then played...

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:45:03 -0500

tylerriewer:

I took this photo with my phone and then played with it in Photoshop.
I LOVE TAKING PHONE PHOTOS!

Sometimes, we get bored at school…

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:02:40 -0500

Sometimes, we get bored at school…

Top 9 Comments made by NBC Sports Commentators during the Summer Olympics

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:45:42 -0500

rylersociety:

1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’

2. Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’

4. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’

5. Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’

6. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’

8. Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’

9. Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?’

brightenphotography.com

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:09:38 -0500

brightenphotography.com

My friend Ben is an amazing photographer… and he also gets...

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:08:55 -0500

My friend Ben is an amazing photographer… and he also gets crazy ideas that somehow turn into something awesome!

tylerriewer: Here’s Ashley putting on a little dance show. What...

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:42:12 -0500

tylerriewer:

Here’s Ashley putting on a little dance show.

What can I say? I like to get down.

Hat Day!

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:09:00 -0500

Hat Day!

Really Short Books

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:40:26 -0500

tylerriewer:

(via rylersociety)

Parenting With Love and Logic by Britney Spears

John McCain’s Guide to the Internet

Hilarious Nazi Tattoos

The Sexual Desires of Mother Teresa

How to Chew Gum

Rick Steves’ Best of Darfur 2008

The Cultural Impact of Dexys Midnight Runners

The Jewish New Testament

Michael Moore’s Get Fit Stay Fit Plan

Native American Guide to Real Estate Negotiation

The History of Crystal Clear Pepsi

Women in Power

The Habits of Highly Effective Hookers

Being Amish in the Digital Age

The Impressive Works of Vin Diesel

Amy Winehouse: Dressing Like a Lady

The Handwritten Memoirs of Edward Scissorhands

George W Bush’s Quick Tips for Gooder Grammer

"If we are strong, our strength will speak for itself. If we are weak, we become the United States of..."

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:33:10 -0500

“If we are strong, our strength will speak for itself. If we are weak, we become the United States of Pansies.”

- John F. Kennedy (via misquotes)

"My eyelashes are going to blow away!"

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:08:52 -0500

“My eyelashes are going to blow away!”

- Korina (it was windy and she wears false lashes)

I got to hang out with this girl the other day. I wish she was...

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:21:24 -0500

I got to hang out with this girl the other day. I wish she was mine!

evhuwa: i just finished a desk that i started about three weeks...

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:10:08 -0500

evhuwa:

i just finished a desk that i started about three weeks ago and now have some pictures to post. sorry that the pictures aren’t great as i would love to have a perfect white room to take them in. anyway these will suffice for now.

Ev! I love this!

"I’m in a crapper and the graffiti says ‘for manly love be here at 3pm on 8/20/08.’ I need to hurry."

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:27:25 -0500

“I’m in a crapper and the graffiti says ‘for manly love be here at 3pm on 8/20/08.’ I need to hurry.”

- Text from my friend Dan at 2:52pm today. (via tylerriewer)

tylerriewer: This is our friend MacKenzie’s new ride. We took it...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:22:45 -0500

tylerriewer:

This is our friend MacKenzie’s new ride. We took it for a spin tonight. You better believe I’m jealous.

tylerriewer: Ginger ten Bensel’s I Love Nebraska. This “music...

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:07:57 -0500

tylerriewer:

Ginger ten Bensel’s I Love Nebraska. This “music video” could not be any worse for the Nebraska stereotype… but it’s too good (awful) to not share.

Oh, come on! You’re killing me Ginger!

lfarm: RIP Estelle Getty. You were my fave. Thank you for being...

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:17:46 -0500

lfarm:

RIP Estelle Getty. You were my fave.

Thank you for being a friend….

tylerriewer: Ohhhh no. My moustache made the front page. Oh no....

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:41:06 -0500

tylerriewer:

Ohhhh no. My moustache made the front page.

Oh no. What else is new?

tylerriewer: I may or may not have submitted this to Threadless...

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:53:18 -0500

tylerriewer:

I may or may not have submitted this to Threadless as a t-shirt design. Feel free to go vote for it!

Wedding Photography

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 10:13:27 -0500

tylerriewer:

My good friends Ben and Whitney have an awesome wedding photography business happening out in Seattle (seriously, check out some of their photos).

They take great shots and have a ton of fun. Which makes me jealous most of the time.

Fortunately, they’re in Nebraska this weekend for a friend’s big day and Whitney is in the wedding… so guess who’s filling in!

Yeah, that’s right!

So that’s what my Saturday looks like. And I’m soooo ~~terrified~~ excited.

Am I lame because I get fired up listening to Dave Ramsey podcasts…?

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:40:42 -0500

Am I lame because I get fired up listening to Dave Ramsey podcasts…?